She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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