They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
not ubering you a puppy
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
