Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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