the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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