dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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