her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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