Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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