check it out our google latitudes are spooning
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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