dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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