i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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