can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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