No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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