So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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