just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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