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im gay
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yea but for you.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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