No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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