Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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