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I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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