drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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