Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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