Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
40s are totally the cure
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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