was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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