Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
i think im in europe. pls send help
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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