my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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