Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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