The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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