I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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