Hey man sorry I got all grabby
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So much Jack, so little girl.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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