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say what?
wanna hang out?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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