I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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