love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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