so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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