No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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