Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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