so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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