I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
