There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
