Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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