fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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