Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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