You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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