I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Less talking, more tequila
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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