Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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