is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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