They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Randomize
