Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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