If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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