have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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