They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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