this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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