Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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